So a woman calls the other day.

-Hello how can I help you?
-Hi I think I have the right number….is this where you can ask questions and order detox stuff online?
-Yes, ma’am How can I help you?
-Ok, so my boss has been giving urine drug test to all employees every week for the past month. For 3 weeks I tested negative. This week I tested positive and I don’t even do drugs. Can you tell me why?
-Yes, you may have had a false positive. Sometimes this does happen and it happens more then it should in modern day society. I am awfully sorry you experienced a positive result. We do have products available at a lower cost for those who are just trying to be on the safe side and know they are not at risk for a “False Positive”.
-Do you think I should really use them?
-Well… with so many false positives going on around out there most people use them to be on the safe side.
-Well, I don’t know. Do the drink kinds taste real nasty?
-I cannot speak for all of them. I have tried a few and there not to bad. You also have pill forms, synthetic urines, and lower cost testing devices available for you in your situation.
-Urine?
-Yes, ma’am. It has all the same chemical compounds as real human urine. Does anyone monitor, watch, and or search you?
-No way. My boss is a male and he lets us go do our thing and give the sample to his secretary to test.
-Oh, so your not tested in a facility?
-No, I just go to work and they test there same day same time every week.
-Well, then its simple you can do a drink same day same time every week to assure a clean specimen or heat the urine same way same time every week and your guaranteed to pass every time.
-Really? Are your products guaranteed?
-Yes ma’am…. at least 100% by the manufacturer.
-Ok. I would like to place and order for 2 of the synthetics.

That was a simple worry free phone call. Know your options before you fell like you are going to lose everything. Don’t stress out there is always someone out there to help you.