People try and come up with creative ways to pass drugs tests. One time a customer called me very upset that she didn’t purchase one of our products. She had a urine test and came up with a creative way to pass it. She called one day and was very upset. I asked her what’s wrong and she told me her story:

“Well I knew I had a urine test and had about 3 days to pass it. I should have bought a product from you but didn’t. I decided to do something a friend told me about a long time ago. I took 2 zip lock bags and filled them up with a friends pee. She was clean and had never done any drugs. I tried to take as little pee as possible, but enough to pass. I took the air out of the bags and closed them. I wrapped them up and stuck them in my underwear to keep the urine warm. Yes I know its nasty but I was desperate. I took a pair of little of scissors with me to cut a hole in the bags so it pours out like real urine. I had everything planned out, until I got there. When I got there besides the fact that I was walking a little funny, they decided to search me and found the scissors I had. They took them away. I had to think fast, I went into the room and tried ripping the corner of the package. I didn’t rip. The only thing I could think of doing was taking the edge with my teeth and pulling, so I did. I ripped the edge and YUCK!!!! Some of the pee got into my mouth. How awful!! So nasty!! I got over it, poured the pee in the cup and gave it in. Ugh, anything to pass my test. I thought it was over. Nope, I failed because the temperature of the pee was off!! Such great luck I had.”

I was speechless. I can’t even imagine how people think of these things.

“Well now I have to take another urine test. This time I’ll get a product from you.”

I recommended her the Fast THC detox kit for heavy users. She purchased it. She called back a couple days later and thanked me because she passed her test.