Passing a drug test is a serious concern for some people, as many things could be on the line – your job, your driver’s license, and many other things. It is quite understandable that some people get very desperate in trying to pass it. However, that does not mean that people think ahead of time when preparing for the test.

-         Hi, hi, I have a quick question for you – what do I do with this baking soda?

-         Wait, what? What is happening with the baking soda?

-         Well, I need to pass a drug test, and I have to go, like, now, so tell me – what do I do? Put it in water?

-         Sir, I am sorry, but baking soda will not help you pass a drug test.

-         No, no, I just talked to you, you said to put it in the water or something, but I forget how much of what to put!

-         I am sorry, you may have dialed a wrong number – we cannot advice you on something that will not work. There are specialized detox products, like drinks and pills, that you can use to get your urine clean from toxins, but no household product will do the same thing for you.

-         So what, you say it will not work now? What am I supposed to do? My test is in twenty minutes!

-         See if you can reschedule it and prepare for it in advance – get a detox drink that will definitely help you instead of relying on some unproven methods that most likely will make you sick.

-         Yeah, ok, I will see what I can do…