• November 20th, 2009

  Little things can go wrong.

  How to pass a urine test? This question raises heated discussions and has a variety of solutions. One of them would be – synthetic urine. Simple and easy to use for some, it raises doubt and confusion in others. Just the other day I had this conversation:

  -         I had my test today, and I have a question about the synthetic urine.

  -         Ok, what do you need to know?

  -         How do I use it? I already had me test, so it’s probably not going to make a difference, but just for a piece of mind…

  -         You need to preheat it so the temperature strip shows the range between 90 and 100 degrees, and present it instead of your own sample.

  -         Yes, that’s what I did. I think… Where do I pour it?

  -         You would pour it out into the specimen cup.

  -         Not into the toilet???

  -         No; if they ask you not to flush it only means that they need to see how much you urinated to make sure it was your own sample, but they don’t actually test the urine in the toilet.

  -         Oh, man… I did it all wrong… Am I seriously screwed?

  -         What exactly did you do?

  -         When I saw that sign “Do not flush” above the toilet, I panicked – what if they check it in there too? So I poured some synthetic urine into the toilet, and some into the cup, but it didn’t seem like enough of a sample so I peed into the cup, too, just to add more volume… Is that bad? Will I fail?

  -         Mixing your own urine with synthetic is not such a good idea – the lab will be able to see toxins in the sample. Sorry…

  -         … Oh, well… I guess I should’ve known better… Thanks anyway…

  Sometimes it is hard to predict every little thing that will come in the way. In this particular situation it would be beneficial to have a 4 oz bottle of synthetic urine, so you would definitely have enough for a sample.

  How to pass

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