-Hello how can I help you?
- Hi is this the place where I can purchase synthetic urine?
-Yes sir how can I help you?
-Well I tried to pass a test last week by using someone else’s urine. I had the temperature correct and everything. I completed my test and 2 days later got a call from my future employer that I had failed the test for amphetamines. I never did amphetamines and neither did the person I got the urine from.
- Well what did you use to transport the urine in, sir?
- I doubled up two condoms to make sure they didn’t break it has happened to me before.
- Well you’re sure your friend did not use amphetamines?
- Yes because he took the same test the same day and passed because he does not do anything.
- Ok sir, back to the transportation method. What kind of condoms were they?
-Excuse me maam? What does that have to do with anything?
- Sir, please answer the question.
- I used some kind of pleasure life-hack.com.ua something or another why?
- Does it have a lubricant?
-Yes it does my friend found them real cheap in a store and grabbed them they were discounted and there easy to conceal.
- Ok well I think I may have your answer. Some lubricants whether they are used for condoms, lotions, or hair products have chemicals in them that may pair up as a amphetamine or THC/ Marijuana. It is just the way the product is compounded and reads on a toxin screen. Did you break the condom or poke a hole in it?
- I tried to poke a hole but the first one broke right away from being dried out and in my pocket I was even peeling small pieces off my skin and throwing them in the toilet.
-Well sir I think you may have dropped a piece in the specimen cup or just the lubricant from the inside mixed with your urine gave you the false reading you have. We have synthetic urine for sale that comes in its own sterile bottle if you are interested.
-Yes please I need to show them I am clean for this job.