A clean urine sample is very desirable thing these days. Some people will go through a lot of hassle just to pass a test. However, sometimes it is not quite necessary and a much simple solution is out there, you just need to find it.

-          Hi, do you give directions? I hope I called a right place… I have to pass a drug test, and obviously I cannot so it on my own, so I need something that is going to help me. I have been doing some research for the last a couple of days, but the more I look into it, the more I get confused. Can you explain to me the whole process? What are the proportions for the Drano and Visine?

-          Well, you are definitely calling a right place if you need to pass a drug test, but I am not sure I can answer a question about Visine and Drano… What exactly are your trying to do? Create your own detox product?

-          Not exactly, I saw this thing somewhere – I cannot find it again for some reason, when you add a certain proportion of those things into your urine to make it pass. I just want to know how to pass a drug testing without messing it up. It is just going to be a dip stick test, so I know it is not going to a lab, so I want to use something that will make me pass without stopping smoking.

-          In that case, why don’t you use synthetic urine? It is already pre-mixed, has all needed characteristics of human urine, and is very easy to use.

-          Ok, that sounds good – send me some!