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September 24th, 2010
Why Worry
You know drug tests are in high demand when you hear it being discussed on the radio. It became such an important but usual part of our lives that we don’t even stop to think about what it all means and how much (or how little) privacy there is left for common people, for regular employees. Big CEOs, politicians, rock stars are not being tested before they go and perform their jobs, only when they get in trouble, right? But if you want to work pretty much anywhere else – you are required to be drug tested. So what do you do? You look for an easy way out! There are so many ways to pass a drug test, so many products and so many advices – from abstaining to flushing out, from diluting to substituting. There have been stories about catheter bags hidden under the clothes with tubes for easy pouring that burst and spilled all over the place; there have been rumors about plastic body parts that would excrete liquid when being squeezed that made a loud noise and caused a supervised re-test, there have been suggestions to collect a dogs urine every morning to be prepared for random test – it is hard to comment on this one… Anyway, to make all our lives easier smart people came up with pre-mixed synthetic urine that gives negative results absolutely on every test (well, except for DOT tests) and brings no headaches or worries. Affordable and easy to use, synthetic urine makes it possible for every regular Joe to enjoy the same privacy big wigs get.