Recently I got a call from very anxious customer who can legally use marijuana as part of their states pain management program. Here’s how that call went…

MB Detox: Thank you for calling, how may we help you?

Caller: Hi, I need to pass a drug test. Can you guarantee I pass?

MB Detox: The first thing we need to know if the testing is for employment, court or medical reasons. And if the test is a Hair drug test, Saliva drug test or urine drug test. Each has different rules as to exactly how the test is given and what is being needed to pass the drug tests.

Caller: Well, I’ve been taking opioids for pain for just over 2 years now and they want me to take a urine test to continue. I legally use marijuana as part of my states pain management program but I’m afraid I won’t pass a drug test or urine drug test at my doctor’s office.

MB Detox: Well, our same day detox drink and detox pills combinations are the best fast detox urine cleaners available to pass a pain management drug test. These detox kits are most effective if used about three hours before a urine drug test. They can provide clean urine for about five hours and will eliminate all unwanted toxins and drug metabolites from the urine. It is important to take your prescribed medications at least an hour before your drug tests to insure they show on the pain management drug test.

Caller: Are these fast detox kits good for me to pass a drug test at my job as well?

MB Detox: For employment drug tests, the best option is to use synthetic urine. This product is the only 100% guarantee for passing a urine drug test. It’s also what we strongly recommend if our customer has a history of frequent and heavy drug usage or has a high body weight. However, it cannot be used for pain management program drug test or a medical physical preformed by a doctor. These tests actually do look for biological markers or prescriptions not in the synthetic urine.

Caller: Can I order a fast detox and synthetic urine as well? Do I have to pay shipping for both?

MB Detox: Yes you can order both and pay a single shipping charge. Thank you for your order and if you have additional questions or need help during the detox kit process, please call me directly. I will be happy to assist you and answer all your questions.