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August 26th, 2010
Cleanest Urine Ever
How long does it take to get clean? Abstaining for weeks, drinking loads of water, working out – does that all fit in your schedule? But what if you don’t want to quit? Then you choose the path of least resistance – use the synthetic urine. It’s a reliable product, never fails, but you just need to be careful when using it. But why is this urine is the best way to go?
Back in 1980s one smart man, Jeff Nightbyrd, started a very extravagant and what seemed like promising business – he started selling clean urine. A local Bible study group provided the “product,” then it was tested and packed for sale. Customers were happy, and it the business started to grow, but then it hit an unexpected obstacle – human urine goes bad very quickly and plastic bags with tubes that were used to store it caused trouble in selling and transporting it. Also, they started to experience some legal problems – claim that it was sold solely for “experimental” reasons caused certain suspicion.
People still needed to pass a drug test, and a solution to a problem was found soon. After multiple attempts to provide an apple juice instead of a sample, or colored water with yellow food dye in it, a synthetic urine sample was created. Not only it passes any kinds of urine tests, but also guarantees that it will be unnoticed – standard ph level, specific gravity and creatinine levels can assure you of a good night’s sleep – you don’t have to worry about the test results because it is a clean sample!