Customers love to call and tell us about what they did to pass a drug test, and even little bit of their own life story. Not that long ago I had a call from a female who asked me about a certain pill for urinary tract infection and if it would help her pass a urine test. I replied that I do not think it is possible to pass at all with any kind of over the counter medication.

A couple weeks later:

“Hey, umm… is it safe for males to take urinary tract infection pills, and will they help me pass a urine test?”

“Well sir, we would not recommend taking it.”

“But, what if I all ready did take it?”

“Did everything turn out ok?”

“No, I felt like the biggest idiot asking the lady at the pharmacy for urinary tract medicine. She asked me what it was for and I told her I needed to take it for a personal reason. Wow, what a skeptical look I got from her. I didn’t just simply say: “Oh, it is for my wife.” No, I told her it was for me, and I felt embarrassed.”

“Ok, but are u physically ok?”

“No, not only did I get embarrassed at the pharmacy, when I went to take the urine test; I peed in the cup and my urine was orange. I mean like a neon orange color. The lady at the clinic asked me what is wrong with my urine. I did not want to tell her I took them to pass a drug test, so I told her my wife accidentally switched up my and her medication in the morning.”

To me this was hilarious!!

“She told me that because of my “mix-up” she would let me retake the test. That was the only good thing. All day I felt so stupid and embarrassed. It was horrible.”

“Sir, are u physically ok?”

“Yes”

“Well, next time you go take your test, go on our website and research some of our products. I am sure you will have much better luck.”

He said, “Ok, Thank you for listening to me. Bye.”