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June 7th, 2013
Think Fast!!
It is finally summertime and you called into work sick on Friday. You are enjoying playing hooky from work, going to the beach, drinking beer, and smoking a little weed by the pool. Life is good! Then it happens. You get a text message from a coworker that your company will be conducting drug tests on Monday for everyone in the company, NO EXCEPTIONS! What are you going to do? You know you can’t get the THC out of your system fast enough and you will test positive on Monday when you take your drug test. You also know that you may not have abstained from smoking marijuana long enough for any detox drink to work effectively. What are you going to do? Panic sets in.
Well maybe for most people, but you are smarter than most and you have planned ahead. You will be able to pass a drug test because you have thought ahead and have purchased a few bottles of synthetic urine to help you pass a drug test. Synthetic urine is the most efficient way to pass a drug test and it requires very little preparation unlike those detox drinks and detox capsules. Just make sure that the synthetic urine is the right temperature and provide the sample. You really should be careful and make sure that you are not going to be monitored when you use this product or you will be out looking for a new job that afternoon. Synthetic urine is always good to have around for just such emergencies and it has a two year shelf life so you don’t have to worry about it going bad after a few days.