Category: How to pass

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• Make yourself crazy

  Posted on January 15th, 2010 How to pass

  Ok so over the past week I cannot explain how many potential customers who turned out to be customers have called me about home remedies. The only sure fire way you will pas a drug urine test with an at-home solution is to dilute your urine by overdosing on water. By drinking too much water not only will you dilute your urine and fail a urine test for “Too Dilute” readings but you are also creating a deadly hazard by overdosing on H2O.

  Do your researches before you go causing a health hazard. Just because “Joe Schmoe” did not pass a test with a detox product does not mean you will fail too. Everyone’s body is different and reacts to toxins differently. You need to consider these simple facts:

  -Everyone uses different toxins.
  -Everyone’s bodies process them differently.
  -Everyone uses different amounts.
  -Everyone’s metabolism is different.

  The only similarity I have with the customers over the phone is:

  THEY ARE ALL LOOKING FOR A PRODUCT TO HELP THEM.

  So all you need to do is essays-buy smartit.kiev.ua have your options laid out for you. When it comes to a detox product there are always 3 solutions to this problem.

  1. Temporary fix with a flushing agent good for a few hours.
  2. Permanent fix by taking a series of steps and giving drug up completely.
  3. Synthetic Urine *

  * The only problem with Synthetic Urine is it can NOT be used for DOT (Department Of Transportation testing). The DOT has come up with new regulations that the Federal Government has the right and WILL conduct a synthetic test on a person’s urine.

  Luckily for those who have other testing they can use it because synthetic testing is very pricy and time consuming. So don’t expect to have that done for a “pre-employment screening”.

• Time over Quantity.

  Posted on January 14th, 2010 How to pass

  Last week I received a call from a very worried customer – he had purchased two complete cleansing kits a week before that, started taking them and was running out of time because his test got moved to a closer date. As a frequent marijuana smoker he needed at least fourteen days to cleanse his body in preparation to the test.

  “I’ve finished the first kit and I have half of the second one left, but my test day changed and I don’t have time to finish it all. Can I double up on the pills? Can I take more than directed?”

  “You don’t need to take more than directed, time is the important factor, not the amount of pills.”

  “But can I… but if I don’t have much time and I gotta finish them all… can I just try and take the rest in the couple days? Like, double up on them maybe?”

  “No, sir, if you take too many pills a day, it might make you sick. Try to reschedule your test and get a couple more days to take the product.”

  “I don’t mind getting sick, and I absolutely cannot reschedule… eghhh, I’m just going to take more pills a day… can I?”

  “Sir, listen to my advice: do not take more than directed. These capsules are very concentrated and doubling up on them will not bring you any better results. Just keep on drinking a lot of fluids and keep on exercising. Since the toxins are stored in the fat cells, it is important to stay active while cleansing your body and keep yourself well hydrated. Increasing amount of pills won’t be as good as prolonging the cleansing period. Since you’ve already finished the first kit, your toxins are already minimized, so all you need is a little extra time.”

  Finally, he gave in:

  “Oh, well… Ok, I still have a couple days before the test, so I’ll just follow the daily regimen.”

  A week later he called us back, and was happy to inform that he passed the test successfully without getting sick from doubling up on the pills.

  In the cleansing process it is not how much of the product you take that’s important, but how long you take it for in addition to staying clean.

• Bentonite is not a safe way to go

  Posted on January 14th, 2010 How to pass

  I have read up on a few ways to detox quickly. One of the things that I have researched in books that I have read from “Detox Pro’s” is Bentonite.

  This is a compound of clay. Clay is used for many things. In this case there are detox products that have this compound in it. It causes binding of toxins and removal of a lot of toxins in the urine. It is very hazardous to the health of a person. It can cause blockages in the intestines and even the urinary tract which will lead to infections, essays-buy.com hospital stays, and even death in some cases.

  Little is known about this compound in detox. The studies that have been done on human consumption have not been good. Bentonite hardens like rock if not watered down enough or mixed with liquid. Can you imagine what this will do with your insides?

  Scary thought huh? Well my only advice to anyone purchasing a detox product is the check the ingredients on products. If you’re looking at detox essaysbuy.com essaysweb-based.com drinks look at the consistency and color. If the product is clear your safe. If it is cloudy or solid in color check the ingredient. Other then that any kind of pill, tablet, or other product should be checked for ingredients and safety of consumption.

• Is there a difference?

  Posted on January 13th, 2010 How to pass

  I found an article the other day called Blunts vs. Joints, it made me remember a story a while back. Different people have different methods of smoking marijuana. Some people like to smoke from a blunt or joint. Everyone has his or her own preference. A couple months back a customer called and asked me question. It was pretty funny because he was dead serious.

  “Hello, MB Detox, how can I help you?”
  “Yes, hi. I wanted to ask you a question.”
  “Ok, what can I help you with?”
  “Well… I have a drug test coming up and I have been smoking marijuana, I just wanted to know… Does it make a difference what you smoke the pot from? Like lets say if I smoke it from a blunt will it make a difference?”
  “Sir, are you smoking the same substance?”
  “Yes”
  “Are you inhaling the same amount of smoke?”
  “Yes”
  “Then why would you think it would make a difference if you smoke from a blunt or a joint?”
  He paused; I wanted to laugh because this was very funny to me.
  “Well, now that I think about it I guess your right. It really doesn’t matter what you smoke from the THC is still entering your body.”
  “You are correct, sir.” I said sarcastically.
  “Well, thank you very much.”

  The only real difference is the amount of Marijuana in both of them. A blunt will hold more marijuana and a joint will hold less. Other then that they work the same way and introduce the same amount of THC into your system.

• Ways to beat a drug test

  Posted on January 13th, 2010 How to pass

  Over time people have been working vigilant at trying to beat mandatory urine tests. There are so many things out there that have been tried yet they fail. Laboratories are now cracking down and figuring out ways to detect adulteries in urine. I have read some stories over time about adding things to specimens, diluting specimens, or blaming positive results on the laboratory.

  Lets face it if you’re positive then your positive. Are you taking the time to make sure you specimen is clean like you took the time top take your medication or consume the toxin your body will show?

  Most people do not. It is usually a last minute rush to make sure your going to get the job you need, keep the one you have, or prove your innocence to whomever requires it. So with that being said lets look at a few things that are still tried today.

  -Additives: Nitrite, PCC, Glutaraldehyde, and stealth adulterants. These are all detected by laboratories.

  -Flushing agents: Household chemicals ingested.
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  -Substituted Urine: Someone else’s or your own with additives in it.

  All of these methods are detected.

  However, there are a few methods that still stand today and are proven to work.

  Permanent Detox Pills: These permanently cleanse your system of any and all toxins from your hair, urine, and saliva.

  Detox drinks: Temporary fix to assist in a passing result on urine test.

  Detox kits: Also temporary fix for assistance in passing a urine test.

  Detox mouthwash: Temporary fix to assist you in passing a siliva test.

  Detox Shampoo: Temporary fix to assist in passing a hair follicle test.

  All of these products have been proven effective and success rates keep rising. So don’t think there is no hope out there to clean up. Don’t forget always look for products that are guaranteed by the manufacturer. There aren’t many companies out there anymore who stand by their product.

• Be careful with Detox products

  Posted on January 13th, 2010 How to pass

  Well I can speak for this company but not for others. I know our detox products are used as a diuretic (makes you urinate) vs colon cleansers. There are many products out there sold on other websites that are colon cleansers. That is not what you need if you are trying to Detox from specific toxins i.e. street drugs or from a night of partying or regular every day usage.

  For example most Detox Sites are made along the lines of “Dietary Supplements” even though you can go to the site and https://essayson-line.com/ purchase a urine cleanser to pass a urine test. There are many reasons behind this. One is to ensure the customer has some kind of privacy to what it is they order.

  The new trend for Detox Manufacturers is a chemical called Fibersol-2. This is a beneficiary source of Fiber but they are loading it into detox drinks and products to make up a compound they think will be beneficial. When in the end it is only going to make you use makeessay.com essaysonlines.com the bathroom for all the wrong reasons.

  Detox drinks have tons of different chemicals in them. Most of them are like your average Gatorade or Vitamin Water. You have your typically added color and what not. The only thing you have to be careful about is the other ingredients like Psyllium Seed, Echinacea, daffodil, uva-ursi, to name a few.

  These products can and typically do have adverse effects on the body such as Diarrhea, Sedation, and GI upset.

• Mephedrone. Something new.

  Posted on January 12th, 2010 How to pass

  A recent research shown that “progressive” clubbers may be swapping ecstasy and cocaine for mephedrone. Sounds a lot like methadone, but it is a completely different substance: methadone is a pharmaceutical drug normally used as a very strong painkiller or to treat heroin addicts, and mephedrone is a recreational drug with effects similar to amphetamines and ecstasy.

  Little known to others, mephedrone is a number four in favorites among other club-related substances. Surprised? Never heard about this powder? Well, here is some information to get you updated.

  Mephedrone is snorted in alike cocaine, but this white powder is actually legal in UK ( in other countries like Israel, Denmark, Norway and Sweden it is already illegal.)  It is also can be called Meph, 4-MMC, MCAT, Drone, Meow, etc. It is also found in capsules and pills or can be dissolved in a liquid, and in very rare cases can be injected. The effects of mephedrone are described as a mix between ecstasy and cocaine – person feels more alert, confident and talkative, and usually wears off in around an hour. Side effects are reported to be similar to cocaine and ecstasy use – excess sweating, headaches, heart palpitations, nausea, etc. Also, some side effects similar to the ones from amphetamines are reported also – hallucinations, paranoia, panic attacks, etc.

  Mephedrone wasn’t developed in the laboratories with human testing, so officially the long-term effects of this drug are unknown. As of now, it is unknown if mephedrone is physically addictive, but is has been reported that the users find it difficult to stop.

  Meanwhile the drug is sold on the British web-sites with labels like: “plant feeder” or “research chemical” and “not for human consumption.” It is also available in headshops and is starting to be sold by street drug dealer along with cocaine and ecstasy, as mephedrone gains popularity rather quickly.

• The BIG lie SAMSHA came up with

  Posted on January 12th, 2010 How to pass

  SAMSHA (Substance Abuse Mental Health Services Administration) came out with a drug detection table for common drugs typically tested in a urine, hair, saliva, & blood test.

  This is a huge lie according to further tests completed by Universities and Medical Testing Labs. According to SAMSHA the following drugs only have a 2-day detection time in Urine: Amphetamine, Methamphetamine, Cocaine, Morphine, Codeine, Heroine as morphine, & Marijuana as long as it is a single first time use.
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  Phencyclidine has a 14-day detections time for 1 time use.

  Now we all know there are not many people out there in this world that have consumed any of the above just once. Especially when it comes to purchasing a Detox Product from the Internet or your local Head Shop. There is a catch though when you read deeper into the finer print. What they don’t tell you is what these drugs metabolize into and how much longer they last in your makeessay thewritingessay.com system.

  Marijuana for example is tested as the THC metabolite and we all know very minute use can last for up to 30 days in small quantities. Heavier use will last months in the urine. So is SAMSHA trying to fool you into believing that you will pass a test? I think they might considering they are the Nations largest Drug Help administration and as long as they have you to help and get clean from drugs then they have money coming in from the government to support there organization.

  All you were trying to do was find a detox to make sure you passed your drug test right? Well my suggestion would be look online and speak to Customer Service Reps if you have the time to they are very knowledgeable and know what is best in most situations.

• So Sad

  Posted on January 11th, 2010 How to pass

  There is a story that I read in the news the other day. The story was headlined as “Media Examines Alcohol, Drug Use In South America, HIV Spread.”

  Reading this story and about how IV drug use is “fueling the spread of HIV” in South America made me remember a pretty sad but kind of irresponsible story a customer once told me. The story was sad because it affected this customer in a bad way, but the customer also acted very reckless, which is exactly why this happened.

  “Hello, MB Detox, how can I help you?”

  “Yes hi, this has nothing to do with passing a drug test, but I just really needed someone to talk to.”

  “Okay, what can I do for you?”

  “Well, I have been shooting up heroin for a very long period of time. I have made stupid mistakes and shared needles with people. I have recently stopped, but because I shared needles with strangers, I know have HIV.”

  “I am really sorry to hear that sir.”

  I was speechless; I had no idea what I should say to the customer. In some ways I felt bad because no one deserves something like that, but in others I did not. What did he expect when he was sharing needles with strangers?

  “I really should not have called, but I have no one else to talk to.”

  Again, I was speechless.

  “Thank you” he said to me. “Goodbye”

  Such a sad story.

• A Detox Joke

  Posted on January 8th, 2010 How to pass

  This story about a giraffe (about detoxing, really.) It’s a kid’s joke that goes like this:

  “How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator in tree steps?”

  Step one – open the door,

  step two – put the elephant inside,

  and step three – shut the door!

  Well, the joke continues…

  “Well, then how do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator in four steps?”

  One – you open the door,

  two – you pull the elephant out of the refrigerator,

  then you put the giraffe inside,

  and four – you shut the door!”

  The way it often happens in life is you do something (might be something stupid) and it happens really quick, and before you realize it – a “big thing” happened – you messed up, and you were the one who did it – you put that “big elephant” inside.

  Detoxing your body is very much like this story, and before you can have something better inside, first the stuff that’s already there needs to come out. And just like in the story it would take steps, and it would take time. Lucky you, we have here the stuff that works really fast and the stuff you can take your time with. But the important thing is to take the effort and go through the steps and get that big “elephant” out of you really quick and replace it with something good. Take detoxifying products, antioxidants, drink enough water, breathe deeply, exercise, stop smoking, do not drink alcohol, and take care of yourself, and you’ll soon discover a good friendly “giraffe” in your life. He’s got a very long neck, and so can see far and reach high. It’s worth every effort to work on getting good stuff inside, and to get the bad stuff out… call us. We’re here to help!

  So, this story is about detoxing (… and about a giraffe, really…)