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  • January 8th, 2010

    A Detox Joke

    This story about a giraffe (about detoxing, really.) It’s a kid’s joke that goes like this:

    “How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator in tree steps?”

    Step one – open the door,

    step two – put the elephant inside,

    and step three – shut the door!

    Well, the joke continues…

    “Well, then how do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator in four steps?”

    One – you open the door,

    two – you pull the elephant out of the refrigerator,

    then you put the giraffe inside,

    and four – you shut the door!”

    The way it often happens in life is you do something (might be something stupid) and it happens really quick, and before you realize it – a “big thing” happened – you messed up, and you were the one who did it – you put that “big elephant” inside.

    Detoxing your body is very much like this story, and before you can have something better inside, first the stuff that’s already there needs to come out. And just like in the story it would take steps, and it would take time. Lucky you, we have here the stuff that works really fast and the stuff you can take your time with. But the important thing is to take the effort and go through the steps and get that big “elephant” out of you really quick and replace it with something good. Take detoxifying products, antioxidants, drink enough water, breathe deeply, exercise, stop smoking, do not drink alcohol, and take care of yourself, and you’ll soon discover a good friendly “giraffe” in your life. He’s got a very long neck, and so can see far and reach high. It’s worth every effort to work on getting good stuff inside, and to get the bad stuff out… call us. We’re here to help!

    So, this story is about detoxing (… and about a giraffe, really…)

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