Sometimes it is impossible to help a situation, no matter how hard you try. Sometimes, it is just too late…

-         Hi, I saw you guys online and you look like experts, so I just wanted to ask a quick question – how do I pass a urine test?

-         Ok, let us start with a few simple questions – when is your test? What kind of toxins you are concerned about and how you have been clean?

-         Ah, you see, my test was yesterday, and I just want to know if I passed it.

-         Oh, well, did you use any specific product to help you pass it?

-         No, not really, I just drank a lot of water for the past couple days hoping that would do the trick. I should have looked you up then, but for some reason I figured water would work, and now I am reading all these stories and it looks like water does not clean out pot.

-         How long have you stay clean before the test?

-         I have not smoked for like four days or so. Do you think it was enough?

-         Unfortunately, no. Marijuana is store in your fatty tissues; water cannot flush it out and by staying clean for few days will not make you clean.

-         Oh well, I guess I can just hope they will screw up a test and I will have to go there again. Do you have anything that will get me clean permanently?

-         Yes, we have a very good permanent body cleanser; let me set you up with it.

-         Thanks a lot!