Need to pass a drug test ? That's the best website

Face your Drug Test with Confidence

24/7 toll free call line (866) 600-0032
  • February 9th, 2010

    The sweatier the better!

    Speaking to a multitude of different customer’s everyday, we hear some pretty crazy and funny questions. Some of these questions come to us as a shock because we have never heard them asked before.

    A customer calls:

    MB Detox, How can I help you?”

    “Yes hi, I was interested in your Premium Detox kit.  I need to something to completely clean out my body. I have about 3 weeks until my test and I want to be clean.”

    I asked him the basic questions: “What substance have you been using? How heavy of a user are you? How much do you weigh?”

    “Well, I smoke pot everyday, sometimes once a day and sometimes 3 times a day. I weigh about 190lbs.”

    After telling him that he will need 2 boxes back to back of this product in order for it to clean him out, I started telling him about the diet plan: “ Ok sir, the program will come with a complete set of directions. It will tell you what to eat and what not to eat. You need to workout because you need to sweat a lot and drink a lot of water while you are on this program.”

    I explained the diet and directions step by step, I told him he needs to exercise as much as possible because he needs to sweat.

    “The problem is I do not exercise. I mean I’m in pretty good shape, but I just don’t exercise.”

    “When you taking this program you need to exercise because the toxins are stored in your fat cells and by sweating you are releasing the toxins from your body.”

    “I’m not really much of a runner or steam room kind of guy. Umm… Oh, I know how I can sweat: by having sex!”

    He understood everything I told him and he decided for himself what he will do.

    How to pass
Did not find the information you need? Search the similar articles: