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  • January 28th, 2010

    Will beer help?

    A lot of the customers that call us are looking for a complete detox, something that is easy quick and effective.

    A customer called:

    MB Detox, How can I help you?

    “Hi, I bought Premium Detox 7-day Cleansing Program. It tells me what I can eat and what I can’t eat. Do I really need to follow everything? I can’t eat this healthy and follow this program.”

    “You need to follow the program as much as you can. Do not eat too much fat food, do not eat too much sugary food, and do not drink too much coffee. Do not drink too much beer. Do everything in moderation.”

    “Okay, thank you.”

    2 weeks later, the same guy calls back. He was very upset because he was still testing positive and could not understand why.

    “Sir, did you follow the directions?”

    “Well… yes.”

    “Did you eat a lot of fatty stuff? Did you drink a lot of water? What did you do?”

    “I… umm… ate as healthy as I could, well kind of. Oh and I drank a lot of beer. I figured since I can’t smoke pot anymore so I might as well get drunk.”

    “The whole drinking beer thing may be the reason you’re not coming up clean yet.”

    “Yea, I drank beer everyday instead of the water. I don’t really like water. I just laid around all day drinking beer.”

    “Beer makes you dehydrated and water rehydrates you. You lying around all day drinking beer probably did nothing to cleanse your body.”

    “I guess your right. Let me order another box. This time I think I will follow what it tells me.”

    You cannot just take some pill and be clean. The Premium Detox 7 Day kit is the best way to completely clean out your body. It is highly concentrated and works wonders. Just remember in order for it to work, you have to work with it.

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