Category: How to pass

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• Something smells

  Posted on March 30th, 2010 How to pass

  We have had so many customers asking us about bleach and we always give them the same answer. It will NOT work! Whether they drink it or pour it in the sample, it just won’t work. We still get phone calls daily asking about bleach to pass a urine sample.

  One customer called saying:

  “Hi, so I did some research on using bleach to pass a urine test and I could not really find any information. Some friends of mine said if you put a couple drops into the urine, that the bleach should kill all the toxins and make it a clean urine sample. What I decided to do is put some bleach in a little empty shampoo bottle. I put the bottle in my pocket and went to take my test. They did not watch me or search so I thought I was sure to pass. They gave me a cup and told me to fill it up to the line, which was 2 ounces. I filled it up with about 2 ounces, opened the shampoo bottle and poured in the bleach. I poured in too much bleach and instead of smelling like urine it smelled like total bleach. I gave the lady the sample hoping she won’t smell it but the scent was so strong she knew something was up. They tested the sample anyway and I had failed, so even if I did not put a lot in, I still would have failed. I don’t want to smoke weed anymore. Do you have anything that will help me pass my next test?”

  The reason the bleach did not help him pass was because bleach makes the pH level in the body a lot different then normal body range. We recommended he use the synthetic urine, but since the customer was going to get watched this time he wanted to clean himself out completely. We told him to get the Premium Detox 7 day kit. We told him to use 2 boxes back to back because he was a heavy user. He purchased the products and was on his way to a clean body.

  A lot of people here about different ways to pass drug tests and they also hear that most of them do not work. Most people will not believe this until they try it themselves. Here is a prime example.

• Why I failed?

  Posted on March 29th, 2010 How to pass

  It is really upsetting to find out that your test results are not what you have expected them to be.
  - Hi, I’m calling you because I failed my test and now I don’t know what to do?
  - What product did you fail with?
  - This is the thing, I didn’t use anything – I’ve been completely clean for over two months now, and I tested myself at home two times before the test! And both times I got two solid lines on the test!
  - If you tested negative at home, you should have passes you test…
  - Yes, I know! That’s why I wanted to call you guys and see if you can figure out why I failed.
  - What did you fail it for?
  - Marijuana. And, as I said, I have been clean for almost three month now! I weight 130 lbs, very active person, and I don’t see how pot can stay in my body for this long!?
  - Are you taking any prescription medications?
  - No.
  - Anything over-the-counter?
  - Well, I took Midol that morning, my stomach hurt, but that’s about it.
  - Over-the-counter pain relievers, like Midol, Advil, Aleve, Motrin, Ibuprofen, etc, have been known to give false positive results for THC. Tell the lab that you have taken a pain reliever and need to retest, and make sure not to take ANYTHING for a couple days before your test.

  It is very important to stay clean before your test, and in this case clean means absolutely clean, of anything. Many prescription medications and over-the-counter pills can lead to false-positive test results.

• How much is enough?

  Posted on March 26th, 2010 How to pass

  The amount of fluids usually comes to question when a urine test is a matter of concern. Sometimes people think the more the better, but actually if one over drinks on water the urine sample might come up as diluted, so we usually recommend to be careful and not to over drink on fluids 24 hours before the test.

  - I got this detox drink and on the instructions it says that I’m supposed to urinate a couple times before I go for my test, and I don’t want to pee! I mean, I can’t make myself! What do I do?
  - If you have trouble urinating, you can drink additional water.
  - But I already drank the whole drink and the full bottle of water after it! I don’t want to drink too much and get my urine diluted.
  - How long has it been since you drank it?
  - It’s been over an hour. An hour and twenty minutes.
  - And you didn’t go to the bathroom at all?
  - Nope, and I don’t even want to.
  - Did you have a big meal before you started drinking the product?
  - Nope, I took it on empty stomach.
  - What is your body weight?
  - I’m 350 lbs.
  - Oh, for a larger body weight you need to have larger amounts of fluids. You can drink another 20-24 oz of fluids; it won’t dilute your sample.

  Different bodies require different amounts of fluids. The instructions are provided for an average user with an average body mass. If your body weight deviates by much, make sure to “adjust” instructions and do what’s right for you.

• How many hours?

  Posted on March 25th, 2010 How to pass

  Different substances have different detection times. A detection time can also vary on the person and how their body works. One time we had a customer call asking how long cocaine can stay in his system:

  “Hi, I have been hearing that cocaine stays in the system for 2-5 days. Most people tell me it stays in for 72 hours. I did some cocaine on a Monday, so by Thursday it should be out right?”

  “Yes, from a single use it can stay in from 2-5 days.”

  “Ok, let’s say it stays in for 72 hours from a single use. Uhh, I know this might sound stupid but from a double use can it stay in the system for 144 hours? Or from using it 3 days can it stay in for 216 hours? Or for a week straight will it stay in 504 hours?”

  “No, it does not work that way. If you use it more then one time then yes it can stay in longer then 72 hours but it does not double every time you use it. It all depends on your body weight and your metabolism.”

  “Ok, I have a test coming up in a couple days and I did the cocaine for 4 days straight. I will be a little over 72 hours clean. What can you recommend I use?”

  We recommended the Fast Cocaine detox kit for people over 200lb.

  It is true that the more toxins you put in your system the longer they may take to come out. If every toxin doubled up after being used then most toxins would be almost impossible to get rid of.

• Hardest thing to do

  Posted on March 24th, 2010 How to pass

  Just when you think it is all nice and easy, something comes along and makes it ten times more difficult.
  A customer was very upset – she didn’t pass her test. In addition, she had really hard time with a product:

  - I drank the whole bottle of that drink and went for my test approximately one hour after that, but they didn’t take me right away, I had to sit there and wait for it for almost another hour! I thought I would pee myself!
  - Yes, a detox drink makes you go to the bathroom quite often. It is ok to use the bathroom while you wait, is it not? And if you needed to, you could have drank more water afterwards.
  - Oh, I could have gone to the bathroom before my test? Oh my God! I was holding it forever and ever – I thought I was gonna explode! I thought that I can’t pee after I drink the stuff and before I go for the test!
  - No, no! I HAVE to urinate, you have to process the drink first and let the dirty urine out.
  - Oh, now I know what I did wrong…

  A detox drink flushes toxins out of your urine and makes it clean for the next 3-5 hours, but you HAVE TO urinate several times after you first drink it and before you go for your official drug test.

• Unexplainable

  Posted on March 23rd, 2010 How to pass

  A customer called pretty worried. He had taken a hair test at work. He did not smoke marijuana, snort cocaine or use any prescription drugs. He was sure that he would pass this test. Then we got a phone call:

  “Hi, I took a hair test at work. It seemed like they used an extended panel test because I tested positive for illicit drugs. The only thing that I have used in the past year would be Salvia. Do you think that Salvia would show up on a hair test?”

  “Salvia should not show up on a hair test. Even extended drug tests used by most companies do not test for the Salvia divinorum. It can be detected by more complicated blood and urine tests, but not in the hair. These tests are uncommon and expensive.

  The customer told us the test he took was just a regular lab test and he will be getting another hair test in the next week. We recommended he use the Zydot shampoo on his test day. This way he will know for sure he would test negative.

  If a customer is not sure if they may pass or fail a test, they are better off getting a detox product, just to be sure that they will pass their test.

• How do I know if I passed?

  Posted on March 22nd, 2010 How to pass

  Every so often we receive a phone call from a worried customer who just needs to know if he passed or not.

  -         I used everything as directed, and I went to the bathroom four times, and I tested myself and it said negative, but it has been two days now and I still didn’t hear from them. I’m a little worried…

  -         If you were passing on a home test, you are more than likely to pass on the official test, too. Looks like you did everything right, so there is nothing to worry about now. Just wait a couple more days, they should let you know.

  Sometimes no new is good news. Normally it takes labs 24-72 hours to give the company test results. If they don’t tell you that you failed, they might not tell you anything at all. Instead of calling and asking specifically for the test results, try inquiring about the start day – this way if it is bad new, they’ll let you know right away.

• Lots of friends, lots of opinions

  Posted on March 19th, 2010 How to pass

  When preparing for a drug testing, whose opinion you rely on? Whose experience so you trust? Every once in a while we get a phone call from a person that has many friends and they all are experts on drug testing.

  - I have a question for you: does your stuff really works? Somebody told me that it doesn’t work.
  - All of our products do work, if somebody had failed a test, you should inquire if they used a product correctly and stayed clean for a required amount of time beforehand.
  - Ok, so I have been clean for six days now. Is that enough?
  - Six days of abstaining is long enough for the toxin level to be low as desired.
  - My friend told me that detox drinks don’t work and I can just drink pickle juice or vinegar to pass.
  - Did your friend drink that?
  - Uh, I dunno, he said it made his friend pass.
  - Before making any radical decisions like that, I suggest you talk directly with a person who did drink it and see for yourself – more than likely he ended up in a hospital.
  - Yeah, that’s what I would think, but my other friend says that drinking bleach or draino helps too, but I don’t wanna drink that…
  - Sir, the products that we carry are specifically designed to make you pass a test. Anything from your household that your friends suggest for you to take are designed for other purposed and probably works fine for that, but not for a drug test. If you doubt the effectiveness of a detox drink, you can get a home test and check yourself before you submit an official sample. Just don’t drink bleach or draino.

  In a tough economical situation that we are in right now, it is hard to make a decision towards a right product. Please make sure that by trying to save money and using suspicious home remedies, you won’t end up paying with more than money – your health.

• Covering up one with another

  Posted on March 18th, 2010 How to pass

  Who would have ever thought you could beat a drug test by using some other type of substance?

  One customer called one time because he thought he had found a creative way to pass a drug test. He was on probation and was a pretty heavy THC smoker. Before his test he had decided to drink alcohol because he thought that it may neutralize the metabolites in his urine.

  “Hi, I knew I had a probation test coming up. I did not stop smoking. On the day of the test I some how figured that alcohol can neutralize the metabolites in my urine and help me pass. I thought the more alcohol the better chance I will have of passing. I tried not to drink too much, but that did not work. I went to my probation officer drunk! He asked if I had been drinking and by this point I was extremely intoxicated. I still took my test and failed. Now he wants to test me every month instead if every 3 months. I do not want to stop smoking.”

  We told him he should have ordered a detox kit instead of taking a risk and failing his test. We recommended the Fast Kit to him for his future tests.

  Some people may try different ways to pass and some people actually think these ideas may work. People actually trying these ideas out can make it a lot worse for themselves. Now instead of just getting a 5 panel test, he might also be getting an alcohol test.

• Weaving out

  Posted on March 17th, 2010 How to pass

  There are a lot of different detox products and they all have different instructions on how to use them properly. It is quite common for us to receive phone calls from customers who just want to make sure they have correct instructions.

  - Hi, I got this shampoo the other day. How do I use it? Just like a regular shampoo?
  - Pretty much, follow the instructions on the bottle and make sure that you submit your hair sample within next several hours.
  - I see. Is that ok if I use it on my weave?
  - Well… I’m not sure if that’s the hair they will be testing. They will need your natural hair to see if there are any toxins in it.
  - My natural hair is very-very short, so I’m not sure if they can test it, and it’s kinda hard to access it…
  - In that case they might be taking a sample from your body.
  - Where on the body can they take the hair from?
  - If they can’t get it from your head, they will take it from anywhere they can find a sufficient amount for a sample. You can use the shampoo on your body hair, too.
  - Oh, man. I scheduled my test for today, but this bottle is so small, I don’t know if there’s going to be enough for my weave and my body. I’m going to need another bottle. Let me see if I can reschedule it.

  In order to pass a test you need to make sure that the sample that you are submitting is legitimate: in a situation like this one, the length of the hair will not matter if the question raised is whether to test the natural hair or artificial. You cannot substitute even if it is very short – if they are determined to get a hair sample from you, they will take it from anywhere they can find.