Category: How to pass

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• A yummy way to fail

  Posted on February 16th, 2010 How to pass

  Most people believe everything that they hear. One customer needed to pass a saliva test. He asked his friends and some people on how he could pass the test. He was a heavy smoker of THC and would smoke everyday.

  He called a couple weeks ago:

  “Hi, I needed to pass a saliva test a week ago. I knew about this test for about a week and did not want to stop smoking. I asked around about ways to pass a test and different people told me different things. A couple people said to eat salt and vinegar chips before I go take my test. They thought that the salt and vinegar part would help conceal the toxins in my mouth. I thought this was a good idea since I love salt and vinegar chips. I really thought I would pass. I took the test and failed. Not only did I fail but after eating that many chips I had a stomach ache for 3 days. They are letting me retake my test; can you suggest something I can use to pass a saliva test?”

  “I would recommend you stay clean for at least 48 hours and use mouthwash. You would use it as close to the test as possible and it will keep your saliva clean for the first 30 minutes.”

  I explained a little more about the mouthwash. He purchased it.  The customer called back a couple days after his test and thanked me for suggesting this product.

  “Thank you very much. I passed. It was a lot easier to use this then to stuff my mouth with 4 bags of chips and it was a lot easier on my stomach.”

  We both laughed.

  “Have a good day sir.”

  No home remedies work for saliva tests. Your mouth is constantly salivating and producing new saliva. We have heard a lot of different home remedies to pass a saliva test and none of them have worked properly.

• Peroxide for Hair Test?

  Posted on February 15th, 2010 How to pass

  For some reason, hair drug test scares people more than any other drug test, and there is a rumor that it is impossible to pass. It is possible, you just have to be smart about it.

  This customer had her test coming up within a couple days, and just like anybody else, she was very nervous. We recommended a detox shampoo – a tested and proven way to beat the test, but she wanted more. Somebody told her that she needs to bleach her hair with pure hydrogen peroxide before the test. She did not care if it would damage the hair and it took us a great effort to convince her that it won’t improve the test results at all.

  - I don’t want just to mask the toxins, I want to remove everything from my hair for good!
  - You cannot clean hair for good – the toxins are inside of the hair strands, in the cortex, and anything that you can apply to the hair will only affect the outer layer. Hydrogen peroxide will bleach the color out but will not remove the toxins. The shampoo will interact with toxins and hide them so you can actually pass the test without damaging it in any way.

  The customer insisted on getting it bleached but got the shampoo anyway. About a week later she called back to get another shampoo – her test was rescheduled because, as she put it, she was “too ashamed to go out with her hair being yellow.” Later on she went to a salon and let the professionals handle the color issue, and once the hair looked decent enough for her to go out, she took her hair test and passed it successfully.

  There are no home remedies that one can use to pass a hair test – bleach, hydrogen peroxide, etc. will only damage the hair and make it harder for a lab to test the sample.

• It looked the same

  Posted on February 12th, 2010 How to pass

  Our customers do a lot of extreme things. Sometimes they do not even realize what they do. I had a customer call me one time.

  “Hi, do you guys carry powdered urine?”

  “No, I’m sorry we have pre-mixed synthetic urine, but not powered.”

  “Ehh, I like the powdered urine better. Thank You. Bye.”

  2 weeks later the same customer called:

  “Ma’am I called you about 2 weeks ago asking for powdered urine, well I found some in a head shop around my area. I have been hearing about a lot of home remedies and one thing I heard about was something called Certo. You mix it with water and drink it before your test and it’s supposed to help you pass. Well, I mixed the urine with water and mixed the Certo with water. I drank the Certo just incase if for some reason I couldn’t use the urine. So I get to the drug testing place and start feeling a little sick. I thought it’s just the Certo doing it to me. I took my test with the powdered urine. I threw up a couple times because I felt sick and I’m really happy nothing happened to me because after I failed my test I realized that I had drank the powdered urine and used the Certo as the urine sample. Wow! I felt embarrassed, ashamed and stupid. Now I look back and laugh at the whole situation.”

  “Crazy story, I don’t think anyone else would ever be able to do something like that. Next time I will try your synthetic urine.”

• Did I really fail?

  Posted on February 11th, 2010 How to pass

  Some people get drug tests and the test results come up failing. They get very upset and swear they have not touched the drug in quite sometime. Is it possible that the toxin is still in their system? Or could it be a false positive?

  A customer called back in December very upset:

  “Hi, I have been clean from cocaine since November 3, 2009. I snorted it for about 3 weeks and smoked it for a week everyday. I did about 1-2 grams a day. I have not touched it in over a month. I got into some trouble and now I have to take piss tests every couple weeks. Considering the fact that I haven’t touched it in a while, I took a piss test and was sure I was going to pass. Well, I didn’t. I failed. I explained to them that there is no way I can fail and it had to be a false positive test. Do you think I failed because I still have cocaine in my system? Or was it really a false positive?”

  “It may be possible that the cocaine is still in your system. This all depends on the amount of cocaine you consumed, the quality of the cocaine, your weight and your usage. Because you were using it everyday for about a month, there is a good possibility that the benzoylecgonine (primary metabolite of cocaine) was found in your urine. This metabolite stays in your system longer then the actual cocaine it self. I do not think it was a false positive but I do think you failed your test. Try to work out and sweat, drink a lot of water. If your body is not completely cleaned out then it will be soon.”

  If a person is not sure they are clean before their test, they should get a testing device and test themselves just to make sure. As in this situation you can never be to sure.

• Get rid of toxins?

  Posted on February 10th, 2010 How to pass

  A customer was a little worried. The situation was really simple, but difficult at the same time.

  - I’ve been told that THC toxins are stored in the fat cell, so I had my test yesterday and failed. Let me start from the beginning. I am a daily smoker, smoke on average twice a day, and I am 6’1’’ and 240 lb. I’ve quit about a week before the test and was fasting – I wanted to lose as much weight as I could. I barely ate anything and within a week I lost ten and a half pounds. I tried a detox drink at home and the test came up negative. I was really happy and all, but I failed my test at work. They are going to re-test me in two days, so what do I do? I need to test absolutely negative – my job is on the line!

  - Sir, just simple fasting will not lower your toxin level enough for you to pass the test on your own. You need to use detox drink ON THE TEST DAY, because it stays in effect only for three to five hours. It does not work overnight. Secondly, if you really want to clean your body of all toxins, you need to get herbal supplements to help your body detoxify, for example a 7-day cleansing program which would start to purify your entire body, and you need to eat, preferably healthy, and drink lots of fluids. Losing weight by not eating anything is not necessarily a good idea. For permanent cleanse try our detox kits, or get another detox drink to ensure your next urine test results.

  Not nourishing your body with any vital elements – food, minerals and vitamins – it not going to help your body to get rid of toxins. There are many ways to lose weight, fasting is not the best one, especially in detoxification process.

• The sweatier the better!

  Posted on February 9th, 2010 How to pass

  Speaking to a multitude of different customer’s everyday, we hear some pretty crazy and funny questions. Some of these questions come to us as a shock because we have never heard them asked before.

  A customer calls:

  “MB Detox, How can I help you?”

  “Yes hi, I was interested in your Premium Detox kit.  I need to something to completely clean out my body. I have about 3 weeks until my test and I want to be clean.”

  I asked him the basic questions: “What substance have you been using? How heavy of a user are you? How much do you weigh?”

  “Well, I smoke pot everyday, sometimes once a day and sometimes 3 times a day. I weigh about 190lbs.”

  After telling him that he will need 2 boxes back to back of this product in order for it to clean him out, I started telling him about the diet plan: “ Ok sir, the program will come with a complete set of directions. It will tell you what to eat and what not to eat. You need to workout because you need to sweat a lot and drink a lot of water while you are on this program.”

  I explained the diet and directions step by step, I told him he needs to exercise as much as possible because he needs to sweat.

  “The problem is I do not exercise. I mean I’m in pretty good shape, but I just don’t exercise.”

  “When you taking this program you need to exercise because the toxins are stored in your fat cells and by sweating you are releasing the toxins from your body.”

  “I’m not really much of a runner or steam room kind of guy. Umm… Oh, I know how I can sweat: by having sex!”

  He understood everything I told him and he decided for himself what he will do.

• Preparing for the right kind of test

  Posted on February 8th, 2010 How to pass

  It is hard enough to pass a drug test when you know that you are still dirty. But what makes it even harder – is when you’re not sure what kind of test it’s going to be.

  The other day a lady called in asking for advice. The situation was not that complicated, but she was in complete panic. Her company introduced a new policy according to which all the employees needed to pass a drug test. She spoke with a co-worker who had it done before her, and following an advice she prepared herself for a urine test by purchasing one of the detox drinks. However, when she got into the testing facility it turned out to be a saliva test – she was completely unprepared for this one! Needless to say, she failed it. Blaming the positive results on prescription medication she was using, she requested a re-test. That’s when she went on-line in order to do a proper research and found us.

  -  It says on the web that I need to brush my teeth with hydrogen peroxide. Does that help? It turns my gums white. Should I be concerned? My test is tomorrow, and last time I smoked was yesterday – I was so nervous I had to smoke. Anyway, will my white gums look suspicious, or should I stop now?

  Hydrogen peroxide does not help in eliminating toxins from saliva. The only proper thing one can use for a saliva test is either toxin cleansing mouthwash or effervescent tablets – the products that are specifically designed to make saliva clean of any toxins, even if the last usage was as close as 24 hours before the test.

• I havent smoked…

  Posted on February 5th, 2010 How to pass

  When a customer finds out they have a hair test, they get really worried. A hair drug test is harder to pass then a urine or saliva test.

  One customer called a couple weeks ago:

  “Hi, I just found out I need to take a hair test. I have been clean for the past 6 months. About a month ago I was sitting around with some friends. We grab a bowl because we had nothing better to do and scrapped the resin from the bowl. I took the first hit and got somewhat high. That was the only time I had smoked in those 6 months. I’m taking the hair test in a couple of days… maybe in a week, and they will test back up to 3 months. I’m freaking out because I’m worried they will see that I have smoked. Is there anything that I can use to pass this test? Do I need anything to pass this test?”

  “If you needed to take a urine or saliva test then no, you would not need to use anything. Since it is a hair test, there is a possibility they may be able to detect the THC in your hair. You can use the Zydot Ultra Clean shampoo on your test day 1 hour before. This shampoo will keep your hair clean for up to 8 hours. As long as you submit your sample within 8 hours, then you should be fine to pass your test.”

  “Oh, Ok. Thank You”

  He purchased the Zydot Ultra Clean shampoo.

  The customer called back 3 weeks later and let us knows that he passed his test with the help of the shampoo.

• Pass and Fail

  Posted on February 4th, 2010 How to pass

  It is kind of hard to pass and fail a urine drug test at the same time. What I mean is that it is hard to pass for some drugs and fail for others. One time a customer calls, he needed to pass a urine test for hard drugs and fail for Benzos because he had a prescription for Xanax.

  “Hi, I need to pass a urine test, but here’s the thing. I want to pass the test for drugs such as cocaine and heroin, but I want to fail for Benzos. My parents know I take Benzos because I have a prescription for them but they think I do harder drugs. 5 days ago I used cocaine and I’m still taking my prescription. Is there anyway I can pass the test? I have synthetic urine. Can I put some Xanax in the urine?”

  “No you cannot put Xanax in the synthetic urine. Since you used cocaine 5 days ago, it might show up on the test. To pass the test for cocaine, get one of our Fast Detox Kits. Do not use cocaine or any others drugs before your test and since you are still taking the Xanax it will show up on the test anyway.”

  “Thank you, I’ll get a Fast detox kit and do just as you said. Thank you, you’re a great help!”

  This situation happens to a lot of people. Most people have a prescription for medication but do other drugs as well. For this kind of situation a Fast Kit would be the best product to chose.

• Paraphernalia ticket and a drug test

  Posted on February 3rd, 2010 How to pass

  You know how you can get in trouble for nothing? Happens all the time, and here is another true story.
  This young gentleman got a paraphernalia ticket – for a packet of rolling paper that got discovered on the floor of his car. There were no marijuana in his car or on him, and no drugs whatsoever. But he did get a ticket and in order for the court to dismiss this charge he needed to pass a drug test. He was not under the influence while driving – although some level of alcohol was present in his blood, but he certainly did not smoke before that. As any of the court-order drug tests, this one would be a monitored test and customer wanted to get the best product to pass it.
  - Last time I smoked anything was ten days ago. I know for sure I cannot pass it on my own! What do I do? I need to pass it by any means!
  Usually a customer has a choice whether to use a quick flush to mask the toxins (detox drinks or detox kits), substitute with synthetics or to get completely clean using a permanent cleanser. The best way to prepare for a drug test is to get clean, not to mask it – although the latter is the alternative in most cases. This time the young man wanted to get completely clean so he can pass a test naturally. Permanent cleansing program is recommended along with the several of the home tests – there is no better way to know if you test clean than a home test. Since he was a light user and was pretty athletic, he had no problem getting rid of THC within short period of time.